[StBernard] Boudreaux's done went fishin'
Westley at da-parish.com
Thu Sep 24 20:37:03 EDT 2009
Boudreaux fish'n de bayou
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he see a snake wit a big
frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
decides to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be
real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him
roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and
wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But
Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite
him good, but he have a plan. He reach into de back pockt of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint a the Tennessee hillbilly moonshine
He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll
back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake
into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He
slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two
Life is good in de bayou!
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