[StBernard] SEVEN DEGREES OF COONASS

[Westley Annis]

FIRST DEGREE: 
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I
know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.  The wife said, "Who was
that?"  Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man
wanting to know if the coast is clear." 
	 

SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun
says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The
second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's
me!"
 
THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a
gun. He goes to his house
unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the arms of another
man. Well, Boudreaux is really angry.. He pulls out the gun, and as he does
so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head. His
wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're
next!"
 
FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly
says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's
the capital of Wisconsin ?  "Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
  
	 
 FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told
her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
 
SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his
fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor
asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered
the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had
to make before he crossed the Delaware " 
	 

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to
find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once
and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9  unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the
K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out
on the porch, shuddered at
the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his
face in his hands, Boudreaux
moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police
for help, and what do they do?
 
 
They send me a BLIND policeman."
 
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