[StBernard] Texas Sheriff's Exam

[Westley Annis]

	A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed.  The sergeant conducting the interview says:  "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that
you must complete before you can be accepted." 

	 

	Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "I want you
to take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth
dealers, six terrorist extremists, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi
and a rabbit."  

	 

	"Why the rabbit?"  

	 

	"Great attitude," says the Sergeant.  "When can you start?"

	 

	Always remember, when going hunting keep your powder dry!