[StBernard] Texas Sheriff's Exam

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Tue Nov 10 18:40:32 EST 2009

A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed. The sergeant conducting the interview says: "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that
you must complete before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "I want you
to take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth
dealers, six terrorist extremists, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

Always remember, when going hunting keep your powder dry!

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