[StBernard] World's shortest books

[Westley Annis]

The Worlds Shortest Books

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE RECEIVING 

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 

by Barack Obama 

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING   

by Tiger Woods 


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY  

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. 
Illustrated  by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA

by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL 

by  Hillary Clinton  

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Sequel: 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 
By Bill  Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE 
by  Osama Bin Laden  

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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD 
by Bill Gates  

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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 
by Dennis Rodman   
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
by Al Gore & John Kerry   
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES 
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian   
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     TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ........  
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel   
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 
by Mike Tyson   
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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY 
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 
by O. J. Simpson 
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 
by Ted Kennedy 
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MY BOOK OF MORALS 
by Bill Clinton with introduction 
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson 
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Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! 
By Nancy Pelosi