[StBernard] Jokes (or are they?)

[Westley Annis]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.


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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. AMEN, AMEN
YUCK!


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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.



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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.


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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society; the
other is for housing prisoners.


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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved? 
A: America!


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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.