[StBernard] WARNING FROM AFGHANISTAN

[Westley Annis]

WARNING FROM AFGHANISTAN 

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Ockmed, warned the United States that, if
military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut
off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.


If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by DELL,  AT&T and AOL customer service reps.


Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any
more candidates for President either. 

It's gonna get ugly, people......!