[StBernard] a funny

[Westley Annis]

	A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants 
	her vaginal lips  reduced in size because they were too loose and 
	floppy. Out of embarrassment  she insisted that the surgery be 
	kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia 
	after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on 
	the bed. 
	 
	Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you 
	not to tell anyone about my operation!' 
	 
	The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality 
	and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went 
	through this all by  yourself.' 
	 
	'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery 
	and empathized becaus e she had the same procedure  done some 
	time ago.' 
	 
	'And  what about the third rose?’, she  asked. 
	 
	'That's  from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank 
	you for his new ears.