[StBernard] Gynecological Visit

[Westley Annis]

Gynecological Visit

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her 
gynecologist.


"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me 
for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."



"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.



"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.



"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard
a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of
pennies."


"I see," commented the doctor calmly.


"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there
were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.


"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were
dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"  "You've got to tell me what's
wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"


The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.  "There, there, it's
nothing to be scared about," he said.
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