[StBernard] SHARPTON BLASTS TIGER WOODS

[Westley Annis]

LMAO...I don't know if this is true or not...but is HILARIOUS!!!


 

 

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger 

Woods for Lack of 

Mistress Diversity



The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today 

to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among 

his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of 

African-American women among Woods' harem will 

have a negative affect on the black community, 

specifically young black girls.

"Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't 

bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" 

said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in 

Harlem . "What does it say to young black girls 

everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, 

Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?"

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women 

as mistresses, said that today's black athletes need to stop 

neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital 

affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black 

role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther 

King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black 

women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with 

African-American women would help the black community 

financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their 

stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, "I'm not asking you to not cheat on your 

wives, I'm just asking you to give back to your own community."