[StBernard] OLDIE BUT GOODIE

[Westley Annis]

MORNING SEX

 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and
toast for breakfast,  wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got
to make love to me this very moment!'

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day!'  Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and
then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still
around her neck.

 

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

 

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.