[StBernard] The Aisle Seat

[Westley Annis]

The Aisle Seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London .

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the

middle seat... 
  
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his

toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window

seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'  'Don't get up,'

said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the

Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine

returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That

 looks good, I'd really like one, too..' Again, the

Marine obligingly went to fetch it... While he was

gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe

and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat

back and enjoyed the flight...

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet

into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 
'Why does it have to be this way?' 
'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? 
This hatred? 
This animosity? 
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

   THE FEW...THE PROUD.... THE MARINES