[StBernard] My dog

[Westley Annis]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can
eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if
any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required
of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than
he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess,
someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king,
and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by
others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all
this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head....My dog must be a
democrat!