[StBernard] California vs. Arizona

[Westley Annis]

California vs. Arizona

 

Governor's are out jogging with their dog along a trail. Coyote jumps out
and
starts to attack dog.      

California:

        #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop;
the coyote is just doing what is natural.

        #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends
$200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.

        #3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog  and spends $200
testing
it for diseases.

                
        #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and getting minor bite wound bandaged.

        #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
services
conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous
animals.

        #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program
for people who live in the area. 

  
        #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.

        #8. Governor's security agent fired for not stopping the attack and
letting the Governor try to intervene.

        #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.

        #10. PETA protest the relocation of the coyote.

  Arizona:

        #1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and
stops the attack on her dog. She and the dog keep jogging.        

    And we wonder why California is Broke????