[StBernard] Ant & Grasshopper (new version)

[Westley Annis]

		Sounds familiar.

 


Thought you all would enjoy this.
 

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The ANT
AND THE
GRASSHOPPER 

This one is a little different ... 
Two Different Versions ... 
Two Different Morals 
OL D VERSION 
The ant works
hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up
supplies for the winter. 

The grasshopper
thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. 

Come winter, the ant is warm
and well fed. 

The grasshopper has
no food or shelter, so he 
dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:


Be responsible for yourself! 

 

 

MODERN
VERSION

The ant works hard
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter. 

The grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. 

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper
calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving. 

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN,
and ABC show up to
provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper
next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. 

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so? 

Kermit the Frog appears
on Oprah
with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

ACORN stages
a demonstration in front of the ant's
house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome."

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright 
has the group kneel down to pray for thegrasshopper's sake. 

President Obama condems the ant 
and blames 
President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the
Pope 
for the grasshopper's
plight. 

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid 
exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of  the
grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair
share. 

Finally, the EEOC drafts
the Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer. 

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number 
of green bugs and, 
having  nothing left to  pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated
by the Government GreenCzar
and given  to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper
and his free-loading  friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food
while the government house he is  in, which, as you recall, just happens to
be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the grasshopperdoesn't  maintain it. 

The ant has  disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper  is found  dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now abandoned, is taken
over  by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous
and peaceful, neighborhood. 

The entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest 
of the free world with it. 


MORAL OF THE STORY: 


Be careful how you vote in 2012.



I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant
-
not a grasshopper!

Make sure that you pass
this on to other ants.

Don't bother sending
it on to any grasshoppers
because they wouldn't
understand it, anyway.