[StBernard] skinny dipping

[Westley Annis]

	An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several
years.   
	He had a large pond in the back.   
	
	It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
	 
	One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.  He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. 
	 
	As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.   As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.  He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end. 
	 
	One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
leave!'   
	 
	The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'  Holding the bucket up he
said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
	 
	Some old men can still think fast.