[StBernard] America's Smartest Woman

[Westley Annis]

	YEA for the smartest Woman!!!! 
	 
	  
	An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes. 
	
	
	The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The
world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and
left the plane. 
	
	
	The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the
House. And I am the smartest woman  in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out
of the plane. 
	
	
	The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
self-decorated war hero from the Army         of the United States of
America ." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. 
	
	
	The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served
my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute." 
	
	
	The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's  a
parachute left for you. America 's smartest woman took my schoolbag."