[StBernard] TOILET SEAT

[Westley Annis]

Charlie's  wife, Debbie, had been after him for several weeks to  paint the
seat on their toilet.  Finally, he  got around to doing it while Debbie  was
out.  After finishing, he left to take  care of another matter before she
returned.   

 

She came in and undressed to take a shower.   Before getting in the shower,
she sat on the  toilet.  As she tried to stand up,  she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had  glued her to the toilet seat.  

 

About that  time, Charlie got home and realized her  predicament.  They both
pushed and pulled without  any success whatsoever.  

 

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat  bolts.  Debbie
wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital
emergency room.


The ER Doctor got her into a  position where he could study how to free her
(Try to get a mental picture of this).  

 

Debbie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen  anything like this before."  

 

The Doctor replied,  "Actually, I've seen lots of them.  I just never saw
one mounted and framed."