[StBernard] Humor: The Chicken Launcher
Westley at da-parish.com
Wed Oct 27 08:09:28 EDT 2010
> > The Chicken Launcher
> > NASA engineers build a cannon that launches dead chickens at the
> > windshields of airplanes, military jets and such to test the
> > strength of the windshields against collisions with airborne fowl.
> > British engineers are eager to test it on the windshields of their
> > new high-speed trains. Arrangements are made, and a cannon is sent
> > to the British engineers.
> > When the cannon goes off, the engineers stand shocked as the
> > chicken crashes into the shatterproof shield, smashes it to
> > smithereens, blasts through the control console, snaps the pilot's
> > backrest in two, and embeds itself in the back wall of the cabin.
> > The horrified Brits send the Americans a report of the disastrous
> > results, along with an urgent request for suggests on improving the
> > windshield design.
> > The American engineers respond with a one-line memo: "Thaw the
> > chicken."
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