[StBernard] A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER

[Westley Annis]

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. 


"I want to live forever," I said. 


"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" 


"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of
their asses!" 


"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.