[StBernard] Picking Lemons

[Westley Annis]

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too
qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of
Michigan, had worked as a social worker, and as a school teacher.

 

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual
experience in picking lemons?"

 

Her reply:  "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three
times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."