[StBernard] Therapy

[Westley Annis]

Some of these made me laugh especially the last one.  smiles
 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...scroll down"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your
Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 
3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 
4. Sing Along At The Opera. 
5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache. 
6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run
For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have
To Let One Of You Go.' 

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE
THE FITTING ROOM IS.. 

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.(Smile hell, I laughed out
loud @ #8 lg) It's Called...THERAPY Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!