[StBernard] New geological discovery with D.C. earthquake

[Westley Annis]

BREAKING NEWS:  President Obama has just confirmed that the D.C. earthquake
occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's
Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters
continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers
rolling over in their graves!

 

Also, the D.C. earthquake was actually the cause for the rise in the stock
market that day.  It's clear that investors became excited that Washington
could crumble which always gives a boost to the market.  Unfortunately, it
only lasted a few seconds.