[StBernard] STAMP MALFUNCTION

[Westley Annis]

		Stamp  Malfunction 
		                     
		

		The  Postal Services created a stamp with a picture  of
President Obama on it.
		The Postal Service  noticed that the stamp was not sticking
to  envelopes. This enraged the President, who  demanded a full
investigation. After a month of  testing and $1.73 million in congressional
spending, a special Presidential commission  presented the following
findings:  
		
		
		  
		
		
		
		 1.The  stamp is in perfect order.  
		                     
		                      
		2. There  is nothing wrong with the glue.   
		
		
		
		 3.  People are spitting on the wrong  side