Westley Annis westley at da-parish.com
Wed Mar 7 19:03:17 EST 2012

Subject: Duct Tape WD 40 or Nails?

Duct Tape WD 40 or Nails?

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly
Gates and says, 'Here's how it works.
You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good
things you've done,
and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending
on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in.'

'Okay,' the man says, 'I was married to the same woman for 50 years
and never cheated on her, even in my heart.'
'That's wonderful,' says St. Peter, 'that's worth two points!'
'Two points?!' he says.

'Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with
my tithe and service.'
'Terrific!' says St. Peter. 'That's certainly worth a point.'
'One point!?!!'

'I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for
homeless veterans.'
Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he says.
'Two points!?!!'

'Exasperated, the man cries. 'At this rate the only way I'll get
into heaven is by the grace of God.'

'Bingo! 100 points! Come on in!'

We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape.......God did
it with nails.

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