[StBernard] Robot for sale

[Westley Annis]

		ROBOT FOR SALE

		 

		A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when
they lie.

		He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father
asks his son what he did that day.

		The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the
son.

		The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching
movies."

		Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

		Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.

		Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."

		
		Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn
was!"

		The robot slaps the father.

		Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son!"

		Then the robot slaps the mother!

		End of Story

		P.S. Robot For Sale