[StBernard] Conflicting Federal Government Programs

[Westley Annis]

A lesson in irony

                            
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food
stamps ever. In fact, over 25% of Americans are now on Food Stamps.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of
the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow
dependent  on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

This ends today's lesson.