[StBernard] DEPRESSED

[Westley Annis]

Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

You to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,

This

Is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

Price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

Economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

Funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was

Suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed