[StBernard] DUI-Tennessee Style

Westley Annis westley at da-parish.com
Wed Nov 7 22:21:04 EST 2012

DUI - Tennessee Style

Only a person in Tennessee could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport,
comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Bristol, TN . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a
fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he
pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the
man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said,"I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the
designated decoy.'

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