[StBernard] Hotel Inquiry---DOGS!

[Westley Annis]

"Dogs Welcome"

A man wrote a letter to a  hotel in a  town he planned to visit on his
holiday..
He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is
well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to
keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: SIR: "I've been
operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog
steal towels, bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and
disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed,
your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're
welcome to stay here, too."