[StBernard] Put Me in Charge"

[Westley Annis]

*"IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM"

*PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .*

Put me in charge of food stamps. *I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash
for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans,
blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away.* If you want
steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. We'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and
nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get
a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. *Ever live in a military barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your
"home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be
inventoried.* If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your
own place.

In addition, *_you will either present a check stub from a job each week or
you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of
trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you._* We
will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo
and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of
the above is voluntary. *_If you want our money, accept our rules._* Before
you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem,"
consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for
doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.
* If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least
attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.* _The current system
rewards them for continuing to make bad choices._


I love this one. AND While you are on Gov't subsistence,you no longer can
VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of
interest.You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are
receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS
BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU
SENT IT ON!!!


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Proverbs 3:5  Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own
understanding;