[StBernard] INTERESTING THOUGHTS.....

[Westley Annis]

Ten thoughts to ponder for 2006

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions; Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day: teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER 1 thought for 2006!

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where OSAMA BIN LADIN  and thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists
are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration!!!!