[StBernard] people that make you go hmmmmm....

[Westley Annis]

Now, now Westley...be fair to the list and explain to them that the last
entry of the email I sent to the list was "Worse yet...they vote".

That one (amended version you sent out) is from the Karl Rove school.  <g>

Be nice; your guy is gonna get the LA governor's chair.  Of course, as you
said, the Dems have a good chance in the national elections in '08, and once
again, Louisiana will be on the outside looking in.  Nothing different
there.   I guess the quote could be "As the nation goes, there goes
Louisiana; bass-ackwards."

JLY



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	THEY WALK AMONG US 
	
	I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
	sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
	chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
	buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She
handed
	me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. 
	
	They walk among us and many work retail 
	
	=================== 
	One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
	them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky
and
	said, "Where?" 
	
	They Walk among us! 
	
	==================== 
	While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
	which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun
	waking him up every morning. 
	
	She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" 
	
	When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
	for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that
	stuff." 
	
	They Walk Among Us!! 
	
	==================== 
	I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
	I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was
	open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a
	week." 
	
	He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" 
	
	Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." 
	
	They Walk Among Us! 
	
	==================== 
	My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
	seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. 
	
	
	They Walk Among Us! 
	
	==================== 
	
	
	I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
	the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed
	up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
	professional and I was in good hands 
	
	"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" 
	
	
	They Walk Among Us! 
	
	==================== 
	
	While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
	pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would
	like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before
	responding. 
	
	"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
	pieces." 
	
	Yep, They Walk Among Us! 
	
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	AND........ they reproduce! 
	
	Worse yet .... they vote!!! 
	
	Even worse .... they vote for Democrats!!!
	
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	Jim, did that irk you any?