[StBernard] Dog Logic

[Westley Annis]

Dog Logic


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
-Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
 who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. 
-Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise .
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
 is up to $3..00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. 
-Joe Weinstein


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, 
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man. 
-Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. 
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
 in your pocket and then give him only two of them. 
-Phil Pastoret