[StBernard] WHERE IS MY SUNDAY PAPER? joke

[Westley Annis]

For all of us who are already seniors, for those of you who know seniors,
and for all of you who one day will be seniors.....it pays to be able to
laugh about it...especially when you become one!
Speaking of senior moments; "WHERE IS MY SUNDAY PAPER?" the irate customer
calling the newspaper's circulation office loudly demanded wanting to know
where was her Sunday edition.

"Madam", said the newspaper polite employee, "Today is Saturday!  The Sunday
paper is not delivered until tomorrow.......SUNDAY!"

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a
ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter
"Well, shit... no wonder no one was at church today!"
 

mah