[StBernard] 3 BODIES

[Westley Annis]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.  
     
The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He
died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars
on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence
the smile."  
     
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This
is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi , Speaker of the House, 66, struck by
lightning. "  
     
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.  
     
"Thought she was having her picture taken."

 

Rena