[StBernard] Christian One Liners

[Westley Annis]

Christian One Liners


Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case
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Some people are kind, polite, and 
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, 

but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons 

than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end, 

you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front 
of the bus, the middle of the road, and 
the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church; 

if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better preacher, 

it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge 

a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing 

'Standing on the Promises' 

are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, 

not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 

them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God 

chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark 

where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men 

to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, 

He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
'fruit of the spirit' over a 'religious nut!'
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God promises a safe landing, 

not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer: 

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, 

the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is 

by what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation 

I have ever seen: 
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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If this e-mail blessed you in a profound
way today my Dear Friend, PLEASE pass 

this along to bless them today, 

tomorrow and ALWAYS! 

May God and His Son bless you 

from today on out! 

 

I bet someone will LOVE it 

just as much as you did

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-- 
All encouragement comes from God. You're never more like God than when
you're encouraging people and never more like the devil than when you are
discouraging people.  Adrian Rogers


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