[StBernard] Cattle Guards

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Wed Sep 29 09:56:25 EDT 2010


Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!



CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF
PHYSICS!







You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle
guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out
places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to
prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle
will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet
caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President
Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle
guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed
changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to
fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to
straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden,
intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they
be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are
hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their
families!'


And these two guys are running our country, OMG!



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